Stream of consciousness-Cat.

Cat
Maggi
Angus
Catching a snake
Volunteer in the morning, at night never drunk
Wasted
Waste
A kitty with an overbite
I miss kitties.
I saw a cat in a store on Hillsboro Road. I wanted to open the door. She would have come straight to me.
But I don't want to buy anything...
Is your cat for sale?
Vanderbilt doesn't like cats.
I like cats with dignified names: Mr. Giles, Madam Bovary, Buffy.
Vanderbilt likes dignified things...
Sex, drugs, and alcohol,
Cursing,
My hall-mates forget to take out the trash.
Cats do that too.
They never take out the trash...
I do everything for you, Buffy. I share the bed, I feed you canned food.
And you refuse to help around the house.
Yes, you may sit on my lap.
Always.
I love you, Buffy.
McBuff.
Sometimes I feel you're the only person who understands me.