Day One

An introduction to my blog: I'm making this because today I gradutate from high school. I'm moving, my friends are moving, all that jazz. I still want everyone to know what's going on in my life, so this is going to be my online documentation of all of the more interesting things I do and things that happen to me.

The title of it: Today I felt, as I so often do, like a rockstar. I thought briefly about naming the blog "My Way to Badness" and "A Daily Guide to Badness", but those names are semi-stolen (from my other productions). I needed a NEW name. I also went on a search for a fantastical name like my favorite blogger has (Taza and Husband), but alas, couldn't come up with a good one. Besides, that too, would have been stolen. I decided on MY ALIAS'S ALIBI. I thank Dictionary.com for reaffirming the brilliance of this idea with the defintions of both words.

Alias- noun: a false name used to conceal one's identity; an assumed name.

Alibi- noun: the defense used by an accused person of having been elsewhere at the time an alleged offense was committed.

...needless to say, the name stuck.

And now, my first post-intro-blog-post:

I'm graduating today! Tonight at 8pm begins my life as an alumni, and more importantly, summer. Abelle and I are about to commence THE SUMMER TO END ALL SUMMERS. You have no idea what that means yet, or the magnitude of it, and neither do we, but as soon as we start figuring it out, we will post (she too, created a blog) about all of our delinquent activities and reckless shenanigans.

Please do not read while driving or operating machinery. Side effects may include (/definitely will include): laughter, scoffing at the stupidity of the author, commenting, and general interest. Also, I cannot suggest that you reenact any of the crimes that I'm about to commit and then write about. I can, however, say that they will be extremely fun &/or meaningful and... what the heck. You should try some of them, and then comment to me on your success. Also, I would enjoy hearing about your adventures. Thank you.

That is all.

I love you already.